28 October 2008

have a take, don't suck...

on the jim rome radio show, there is but one rule of the jungle...have a take, don't suck. i often think this mandate should be applied to basically all forms of communication. if one is talking to another on the phone, they ought be something. come correct, be original. have a take, don't suck. if one decides to waste time and watch television, don't watch some cheese ball fake shit like the big bang theory, watch something that has an idea, watch entourage, something that has a take and doesn't suck. and for god's sake and mine as well, if one is going to attempt to make some kind of piece of cinema(and i use that term loosely) then by all means, please follow the ultimate rule of the jungle. have a take, don't suck.

with his latest effort, w., oliver stone has failed miserably on both accounts. often hailed as some sort of provacateur, stone really bitched out on this one. there is no sense of detail, no underlying nuance that gave any sort of credibility to the freshman year psych/dr. phil daddy issues that stone uses to explain away the philosophical/mental defects that played into possibly the worst eight year presidency in the history of our nation. instead stone goes for a sugar ray greatest hits album type of feel, going over the "gems" of the slim bush timeline as if they aren't already played again and again on the radio "every morning" (hell yeah...a sugar ray joke!) mark mcgrath for president!

but really, oliver stone sucks now. whatever flare he had in the past is gone now. when he took all the bareknuckle journalistic investigation of barbara walters onto the set, he broke the law of the jungle. he made a movie about george w. bush, somebody everybody has a take on, and didn't even have a take. he made a shitty reenactment for the not so substantial a&e biography of bush II. and for that...

he sucks.

next caller.

3 comments:

John Peddie said...

1. I like Big Bang Theory, though I think it's a novelty. The second season material already feels a bit stagnant, and the reruns don't hold up well.

2. Possibly the worst eight year presidency in the history of this fading republic? In truth, of course, it's a combination of the worst four-year Supreme Court appointment and the worst four-year presidency. Regardless of what we call the reign of King George II and Darth Cheney, it is entierly appropriate to modify the noun with the adjective worst.

mmaier2112 said...

Betcha $20 Obama doubles the federal deficit in two years if he's elected.

Takers?

troy myers said...

politics are for people who don't have anything interesting to say about art.

any takers on that?