08 June 2008

another person boo-ing busch

i figured it couldn't be that bad, after all it had a good name. i was wrong. unfortunately busch beer is nowhere near as good as kyle busch. hell it isnt even as good as kurt busch has been this season...which is pretty horrible really. no the frothy concoction from the good? people at anheiser busch is pretty fucking awful and i am convinced that they put extra sugar is that shit as i woke up with a splitting headache this morning. without any other hangover syptoms to go along with the headache, i dont believe i can take the blame for overindulging on this one.

so with that in mind i am giving busch beer a big fat BOO!!! and a little fuck you like the fans at the last few tracks when kyle busch has taken the checkered flag.

but you can only add my voice of dissent to the chorus of busch haters only insofar as the beer.

fellow nascar fans need to respect what rowdy is doing and show him some love. quit booing him because he is going faster than your guy and respect the phat run he is on. dont be a fucking redneck like the world thinks you are on this one, okay nascar fan. just because little e doesnt have the nutsack to pass somebody when it counts dont take that out on kyle busch.

i mean, shit, eventually even jeff gordon is gonna win a race this year. and in between deciding whether to call him an elf or a dwarf or a hobbit, i am gonna give him the few moments of respect that was earned by his trip to victory lane. i will even listen to what he is saying with his helium midget voice.

so in closing, dont hate kyle busch. put that hate somewhere more useful and refuse the next time someone offers you the cold beer with a similar monicker. you will be glad you did. because busch beer sucks.

3 comments:

Zach Proctor said...

Shit yea, my farts never smelled so bad. I blame the beer witht he mix of pizza rolls. Just so you know, the trophy looks good. Love ya Troy and thanks Shane for being alive born.

Shane M. White said...

I adjusted it - as to not deal with legal ramifications. "BOOM! I'm OUT!" is the Shane White remix of that track. Deal with it! I don't steal things - not without altering them!

Shane M. White said...

Carl Edwards is STILL a cheater.