05 June 2008

what i'm actually looking forward to

i had the dream of calling this, which is the first in a new weekly series, "what im not looking forward to." but my puzzled mind behold a true rarity today. when i went to do my research, which is what i call it when on thursday i go to the computer and find out what, if any, big screen viewing i might be doing over the next week. i assumed like many other weeks recently, that the list would be stuck at zero, therefore allowing me to write a scathing critique of the film distribution system both in general and especially how it pertains to us in the circle city. but alas i will have to save that for another time as there are two films,(two!!! can you believe it!) that i want to try to see in the next week before i have to do research again.

the first is cj7 by stephen chow which, based on my feelings for shaolin soccer and kung fu hustle, is probably at the top of my list for the weekend

but it is followed in yearning closely by kung fu panda which is a slam dunk.

this one i am rolling to tibbs for. cause if your gonna see some new hollywood shitty shit then you ought to support a good cause and go see a triple feature of garbage. the drive in is always a good time even if the movies suck, and tibbs drive in is the best of the best. go this weekend and watch 3!!! freaking movies...and buy concessions cause that's how they stay in business. the sandwiches are good and the fries are freaking unbelievable. i might even see you there.

as for brick and mortar theatres go to landmark. be sure to phuck with phil...he's new and a cool dude. the fact you are in a mall goes down smoother with a cocktail and the staff is the best at what they do within at least a 700 mile radius. i might see you there. ill be the quiet one sitting as close to the screen as to not appear demented, because it makes everything big and because the french new wave kids did it that way and who am i to argue with them.

2 comments:

Zach Proctor said...

Sounds great I will bring the beer!

Justin said...

Phil Goul is the new cougar hunter..