18 August 2008

one week only...

as some of my readers who have already been contacted through netflix already know, lately i have kind of been in a funk. i wouldn't exactly call it writer's block, as i am able to write fine. no, more i would call it a severe boredom with my current slate of subject matter. frankly, for the time being, i've grown weary of talking about batman and apatow and art films that nobody really goes to see anyway. i'm sure i will regain my zest for these things shortly, but in the meantime, i have a proposition for my readers.

for a short time only, in the comments section of this post i will be taking questions and requests for topics that my readership would like to have beer cannes address. it will be a sort of "dear beer cannes" if you will, in which i will answer any and all requests for information or opinions about subjects which don't even have to be within the realm of our usual popular culture musings. feel free to ask anything. please give me some subjects to post on before i rip my hair out and start posting about how i disagree with dylan kidd about the supposed failures of his sophmore effort p.s. i don't want that, and frankly, other than ryan, neither do you. so help a brother out.

and as a post script i will show my readers some love for getting a poll question right and seeing through the bullshit because you know as well as us here at the bc that my man reggie miller is, was, and will always be the king of the nap. boom baby. go reggie.

4 comments:

Shane M. White said...

Dear Beer Cannes,

If you had to cast our friends - the friends that both you and I regularly hang out with - one any television series - WHAT show would it be? And WHO would play which characters? Please include yourself in the casting.

Jason L. Maier said...

Dear Bear Cannes,

Why is it that people want to know the entire movie from the trailer? Why can't people just go and be surprised by a movie anymore?

Zach Proctor said...

Jason, would you blow a bill on a game you never knew anything about. If you did it would be foolish. Why spend that kind of money on a film with your family. You want to be entertained, not counting down to the end credits. Why would you not want to see the film in 2.5 minutes. If the trailer is good people will watch and that is the point of theaters.

troy myers said...

hey bro...it's called "dear beer cannes" not ask zach. but that is a really fair answer and one that i had planned to go into further detail about in my next essay. economics are killer. well done on your return to the forum proctor.